mom: your room is dirty
my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night
life goals: to be able to do the kim kardashian eye roll thing
When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:
That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.
i get stressed thinking about what im going to wear tomorrow and you want me to choose my career path
When you open an exam paper and can’t even answer the first question